joe n me
she"would u like to have a burpafrigginchino? or maybe you'd like to try our simplyexpensivepoopachino?"
me"hm..."
she"sir, this is made of......"
me{is it ok if i pull ur hair and poke ur eyes out}, nodding
she"and this is one is made of....."
me{what if ur head fell into the blender?}
me"really and what about that one?"
she"this one sir is our best....."
me{burp, zzzzzzzzzzzzzz, hic, burp}
she"........"
6 minutes and some agonising seconds later.
me"i'll have a latte, thank you. just half a cup of coffee with plenty of room for milk. full cream milk if u have any(yes all fat filled and unhealthy)."
she"is that all sir?"{looking somewhat deflated}
me"just that please"
why cant i get a regular cup of coffee?
.......in bombay 26th may.......
17 comments:
26th it is...back to the land where pm meets am without a blink :-)
It never stops with you! How do you always manage to find these people? Maybe they just find you. Like I did. You had a coffee and no donuts? What's the matter honey? Are you okay?
Write me when you are ready to talk, your "I-don't-need-you-or-anyone" act does NOT fool anyone, it never worked on me.
26 may!!
whoo hoo
darlin
i'll be waiting.....
lol, u said it bro!!!!
hey what can i say? im some sorta strange magnet with tentacles. but u must agree that i can also drive people away. lol
sounded kinda cowboy, whoops, cowgirl there!!
hm, its bout 3 weeks to fly day. packin shud take, oh all of three minutes.
3 mins of packing haan.. :) yes i believe you..:)
Happy you got your tkt...I remember all the ticket tension... :) good luck and love.. ;p
"Darlin"?
"Waiting"?
yes "S"
darlin and I'm eagerly "waiting"
Chrisann honey, you don't know what you're getting yourself into here. If insanity is your thing, then go ahead.
And "darlin" you can wait for as long as you want....
Oh S!
how astute...
Insanity is exactly my thing!
I'm a therapist by profession...
oh and not waiting anymore 27th may 11am my place...
I was told to stand down. And whether he likes it or not, I'm only looking out for him.
If you really are his friend you will look out for him too. He had a lot of good things to say about you.
wanna talk bout my underwear now? all u had to do was one little thing
Checks, right? M&S, correct? You will never change. Honey, keep it together for the sake of what's left of your sanity.
oh underwear! we must!
"s"
he's got more variety now...
only he can explain what i am to him...
and he'd better have nice thigns to say about me...
he had nice things to say about you too
and oh how he's enjoying all of this attention :)
His underwear collection isn't much to brag about. He is the kind who will have 20 boxers and all of the same color. But then what do you know of his underwear Chrisann honey?
He said something nice about me? Very surprising, he does not like to talk about me. Oh, he may enjoy this attention but when he sees all of this he will go "fe-fi-fo-fum". He thinks he gets attention for all the wrong reasons. My stupid darling Rod that is such a redeeming quality you possess!
So, what are you to him?
you're right
he does get attention for all the wrong reasons, and then there's the permanent foot in mouth syndrome...
Oh S I wish I could answer those questions...but see I've never been one to kiss and tell....
wtf?????
i repeat all u had to do was one thing, this is ridiculous.....
its been a ruff week as it is
Poor baby! I wish I was there, you know how I can comfort you. All you need is a little TLC my style...
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