Saturday, April 28, 2007

welcome to the twilight zone

its one of those days when u wake up and know its gonna be a strange 'un.

when i stepped out of my room around 11 am, the family members looked at me strange like they'd never sen me before.(start with the twilight zone music). then i go down for a smoke and decide i wanna have some juice. the young boy who helps at the shop just kept staring like i had another pair of hands (maybe i did but i didnt feel anything different)

i went back to my room and took a good look in the mirror. nothin funny there. ok maybe the hair was sticking up kinda funny but i just woke up. stayed in there till the twilight zone passed. around 4 in the evenin, i venture out into the great beyond otherwise known as kuwait. im waiting for the light to change so i can cross, and this van stops inches from me. the guy smiles. shud've taken the van and his smile and shoved it all...whoops almost got carried away there, this is afterall a family channel. the light changes i cross, and the other light turns green. damn. lady in mercedes stops, why no idea and checks her lipstick. move lady move cant u hear the horns blowing!! i finally make it to where i have to well almost, just before i got there, this idiot turns into the lane, nearly running me over and stops. why? me saw the look on his face, he took the wrong turn. so he stops and the cars are pulling up behind him and he is oblivious to the fact that he now caused a mini jam (hm that reminds of a jam filled croissant).

i am at the atm, and the machine has a blank look just like i do. i kno i punched the right code. and finally it spits my money out at me. macdonalds. and i order a meal, not an inquiry. but thats what i got free with my meal. not to mention ketchup that tasted funny and fries that had this pork like flavour. really it did.

dunkin donuts and everything is all right for now.

for all you people out there who think drugs are cool read on:

A rabbit was hopping through the forest when he came upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit said,"Giraffe, don't do drugs. Come, run with me through the forest." The giraffe looked at the rabbit, then at the joint. He dropped the joint and ran off with the rabbit.

They came upon an elephant snorting cocaine. The Rabbit said,"Elephant, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest." The elephant looked at his razor blade and mirror, tossed them away and began running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then came across a lion about to shoot up. The Rabbit said, "Lion, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest." The lion looked at the rabbit and then at the needle. He put down the needle and started to beat up the rabbit.

Horrified, the giraffe and elephant asked, "Lion, why are you doing this? He was trying to help you."The lion answered, "This little f*****r? He makes me run around the forest like a f*****g idiot every time he's on ecstasy ! "


keep on rockin

4 comments:

krashwin said...

ah, the twilight zone...i am just about coming out of it...sorry, the other day i cudn't chat. one of my clients was in her elements.

Pepperchef said...

allo.iz me.greetings.waiting and waiting....presents please..... :)
hope your feeling better now.hugs coming your way.
And i would love it if lil piglet could mix a peppermint vodka for me.i would i would i swear tee hee...

Chrisann said...

hai hai
you're having one of your moments aren't oyu
I feel like I've been away forever....

Anonymous said...

clients first even if they are a pain in the nether regions front n back

hey if the lil guy can make beer.....

feels like forever

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