welcome to the twilight zone

its one of those days when u wake up and know its gonna be a strange 'un.

when i stepped out of my room around 11 am, the family members looked at me strange like they'd never sen me before.(start with the twilight zone music). then i go down for a smoke and decide i wanna have some juice. the young boy who helps at the shop just kept staring like i had another pair of hands (maybe i did but i didnt feel anything different)

i went back to my room and took a good look in the mirror. nothin funny there. ok maybe the hair was sticking up kinda funny but i just woke up. stayed in there till the twilight zone passed. around 4 in the evenin, i venture out into the great beyond otherwise known as kuwait. im waiting for the light to change so i can cross, and this van stops inches from me. the guy smiles. shud've taken the van and his smile and shoved it all...whoops almost got carried away there, this is afterall a family channel. the light changes i cross, and the other light turns green. damn. lady in mercedes stops, why no idea and checks her lipstick. move lady move cant u hear the horns blowing!! i finally make it to where i have to well almost, just before i got there, this idiot turns into the lane, nearly running me over and stops. why? me saw the look on his face, he took the wrong turn. so he stops and the cars are pulling up behind him and he is oblivious to the fact that he now caused a mini jam (hm that reminds of a jam filled croissant).

i am at the atm, and the machine has a blank look just like i do. i kno i punched the right code. and finally it spits my money out at me. macdonalds. and i order a meal, not an inquiry. but thats what i got free with my meal. not to mention ketchup that tasted funny and fries that had this pork like flavour. really it did.

dunkin donuts and everything is all right for now.

for all you people out there who think drugs are cool read on:

A rabbit was hopping through the forest when he came upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit said,"Giraffe, don't do drugs. Come, run with me through the forest." The giraffe looked at the rabbit, then at the joint. He dropped the joint and ran off with the rabbit.

They came upon an elephant snorting cocaine. The Rabbit said,"Elephant, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest." The elephant looked at his razor blade and mirror, tossed them away and began running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then came across a lion about to shoot up. The Rabbit said, "Lion, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest." The lion looked at the rabbit and then at the needle. He put down the needle and started to beat up the rabbit.

Horrified, the giraffe and elephant asked, "Lion, why are you doing this? He was trying to help you."The lion answered, "This little f*****r? He makes me run around the forest like a f*****g idiot every time he's on ecstasy ! "


keep on rockin

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with realisation comes purpose and direction. it strings along happiness, struggle and reward.

english, yinglish

Why it's important to understand English:

I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line. Just one guy in front of me . . An Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little irritated . . .He asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yestoday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations. "(fluc - u - ations)
The Asian guy says, "Fluc you white people, too"

and im told i cant communicate. hmm, oddly enuff, when i email or talk to people from south east asia, there is absolutely no problem. no kiddin. the week of shorter working hours finally ends. yes it does. it didnt make much of a difference. same ol.

a few weeks back we passed the area where i grew up and the building stood no more. they tore it down to build a new piece of concrete and steel monstrosity. dont have much of a childhood left anymore.

only what remains in the head.

grouse 2

task finally over. betcha they're gonna come back wit something.

hopefully something good round the corner. theres promise....

cant get a booking yet, so there.

pissed off cuz things workin alright, but in the opposite direction.

sick to the gut.

got poisoned last weekend and it still hurts.

zippitty doo dah zippitty day my o my what a dusty day

grouse

stupid virus.

stupid computer. lost hours of work.

stupid stupid stupid

the roads that lead....

dont kno where im going or do i?

i gotta go to the mens room after a while.

anyhooooos, i was at the mens room at work and this guy was there. then i went to the smoking room and he followed soon after. 2 hrs later im at the smoking room and he comes in soon after. now what do i make of all of this? nothing its just a coinkydinky.

i is gettin olllllllllldddddddddddddddddddd. listenin to a whole lotta classic rock and thoroughly enjoyin it. also wishin it was the seventies again. music had such intricate appeal. been busy, super busy at work. and ho hum, theres all thats there to me life pitiful. got my leave approved today. gotta book my ticket soon. all contributions to my airfare are welcome(not kiddin!).

last week saw us staring straight into the eye of the storm. it was the end of the world or so it seemed. got real dark almost like it was nightfall, and it was only midday. and then the world as we dont know it decided to stay put (last time i saw a sandstorm like that was way back in 1990. when we were on our way to jordan. believe you me when i say u could not see ur hand in front of ur face). anyways, the following day it had to be the end of the world. it rained so hard and then we had hail. hmm. the world didnt end.

that evening some friends et moi went to tai-chi. never eaten beef prepared that way. so crisp on the outside and tender on the inside.i asked for chili cuz the soup was bland. and i got me some in a lil bowl. and i thought "yeah this is gonna do the trick. NOT" . my father now has competetion. up to a certain point. u see, if u survive my fathers chili nothing, and i mean NOTHING on this tiny little speck can ever bother you. u can down a half litre of milk and ur tongue and stomach is still on fire. there are tears, theres the profuse sweating. and this continues for 15-20 minutes after you've stopped eating. post dinner saw us at this coffee shop, fondue time. all that chocolat dip and i wasnt in the mood for it. oh well some other time then.
had a chance to get posh and all (yes me average joe). invited to shakethatspear's much ado bout nuthin. and because i am average joe, i passed. theatre is fine. shakers can be a bit much. my english is bad enuff as it is but listenin to that and i have no idea whats gonna come outta my mouth. suffering from FIM as it is and with shakers' influ, then God help me.

attended a concert where this choir troupe performed. and i must say, very very impressive. got an invite and wasnt very keen on goin but decided to go anyways. and good decision. i would have definitely missed out on something special. operatic, theatric, gospel - they did it all. they flew in friday nite, performed sat, and flyin out sun nite. good God, does that put me in a whole new class now?

my book has now taken a whole new direction (hey, it better work or else!!! just kiddin, ok im not. but ur right its better this way, its a lot more comfortable. thanks for the advice).

"........purple haze all around
dont know if im going up or down........"
listenin to jimi now and i wanna to traverse the time grid. the weather is beautiful today, sunny not hot and theres this breeze. so im closin my eyes and im layin back in my bed and the music is playin. God! life should be like this forever. just music and food and girls and bikes and donuts. no more fighting, no more politics. when i get there, i'll send directions should anyone be interested.
im dreamin this place
has the biggest library(for all u readophiles)
has the biggest comic book collection
has the biggest music collection
has a pool tablehas no politicians
has all the donuts and pepsi i want
is a place where u can say what u mean and mean what u say

you kno what, this place is out there and im gonna get there.
God bless y'all

eternal sunshine of the laptopless kind

so supergirl baked again this week. no casualties. or at least none that i kno of, having said that i got ill earlier this week. wonder if it was the cake. left work 3 hours after getting there and then couldnt continue anymore. so back to my room and slept, slept alot. woke up next mornin, feelin even more sick. went to work anyways.

what doesnt kill u.........

daaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyymmm. just spilled my pepsi and on the back of the lappie screen. that was close. i would have been laptopless, if any spilled in the wrong place. laptopless, topless ai caramba!!! now that would been a sight to behold. im not even wearing a bra. yesterday, had my colleagues doin me. ok i admit im paranoid and all, but this was crazy. G sits in my seat and does me working the computer, then suddenly hands in the air and look of disdain and disappointment. then the VIM joins in, he does me working the computer and suddenly lookin up and doin a thinker thing. hey i got u guys on camera. it was interesting to see how the world views the rod. o boy!! they have a lot of patience to put up wit my slight behaviour defects and changes.

Good Friday today. service was great. u think u kno, but theres always so much u dont kno. and today i learned a lot. a lot more. the BIG J rocked for what He did. He still rocks, more than ever.

sittin here at DDs, i see this funny colored van. a kaleidoscope of rainbow vomit. and its parked right outside of centrepoint(for those not in the know, centrepoint is a biggish department store). they put it there bout two weeks ago. and i wonder, i really do, isnt there a law against a display of color putrefaction? people pass it by and give it the look and thats it. ok, ok its supposed to attract and maybe drive people into the store but honestly tie me up and torture me with hours of chicken noodle soup (the song). chicken noodle soup - now theres talent NOT.

also discussed earlier this week, why women can talk bout their ex and we are threatened with bobbitisation if we ever mention "her". the conclusion we reached was quite simple, we like our private parts very much and therefore will not get into detail about this. (ok, u can take the knife away now)

i got me new shirts last week. but nobody can really tell the difference cuz theyre all black. told u i like black. ok and theres a beige shirt somewhere in there as well. i am now dj extraordinaire. burned a cd for my colleague. retro. u kno disco and some 80s music. and i got a whole family dancing. boy im goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodd!! maybe i shud do this to supplement my most meagre income. presently bpl, but one day if u guys keep clickin on the ad sense thingies up there, i may be able to buy myself a lil motorcycle. like, u kno, a V-rod or an R6 or a Ducati 998. i'll always wear a helmet. cant afford to mess up my pretty(????!!!) little face. also i wont do any wheelies or endos. a guy needs to have a set of wheels right?

looking forward to a very laayyyzzeeeeeeee saturday. its been tough these past months and i dont think i have much to do 2morro, i dont recall. so poa is to do laundry, beat top score, get online and surf the cyber expanse. wow, in the words of a friend i chatted with last week after almost two years "rockin life u got there". yup rockin it is.

hmm, checklist time - still havent done anything on my to do list. oh but wait, i did add one thing to it.

suddenly(ok it wasnt so sudden, but i saw something and that connected to something which in turn connected to something else and i was transported back to 2002), i remember this one day. the day i was the hottest thing. you see, what happened was i was on a little break and as i was goin back to the store where i worked, i had a lot of looks, some smiles even. {im hot, baby. I AM Hot}. when i feel a draft, i forgot to zip up.

take care n God bless

la dee da dee duhhhhhhhhhh

what a GREAT day!!!! fadastikos!!!
yesterday was good. today was ......see directly above. there are days when u wake up and KNO its gonna be a great day. welllllllll, i knew it just before i fell asleep last nite.


question ur existence
are u doing it justice?