eh?...say again?

its freeeeeeezzzzzzzzziiiiingggg!!! and i like!! daze like these i luv. cloudy and cold. unfortunately the rain is kinda messin up my idyllic dreams. still the temperature drop has been quite fantastic.

for now there be many questions that plague most of us mere mortals such as:

1) first and foremost, why do mannequins have nipples?

2) is santa claws the illegitimate spawn of a grizzly and satan on a drunken nite out?

3) did frosty the snowman really sell all those drugs to kids on the street before one of them decided to empty his bladder on frosty?(poor frosty he didnt kno what to do, he just started to melt away)

4) and when granma got run over by a reindeer, what was she doin standin the middle of reindeer street?

5) why did mommy kiss santa claws? was she messin around with him? and where was daddy at the time?

6) dear dear rudolph...u were shunned by ur clan and when they found a use for u, u went straight back to them!! why was rudolph so desperate for attention by his kind when all they wanted was his nose?

7) most importantly, why would anyone want a big hairy guy come to their house in the middle of the nite to, er, deliver presents? santas a paedophile.


so remember boys n girls the truth is out there. and so is santa.

seasons greetings y'all!!