bye bye mrs scholes

tried to post this on the 25th, but the blog gremlins made sure it wasnt to be.

i am very slightly anti-social. ok, maybe a bit more than that. so when invite came in, i was apprehensive.

did think about it for a while. she is a good friend and heck!! and there i was. pool party. food(which i didnt have much of). then there was the vodka/malibu punch. now that rocked. not forgetting the south african n uk wine collaboration.

when we got there, we were greeted by the aroma of bbq. mmmmmmmm. parked ourselves on the edge of the roof. the pool is on top of the building. the breeze picked up and began blowing the smoke in our direction. tad bit uncomfortable. we looked at the pool. which was filled with a menagerie of inflatables. there

was jaws, nessie, something from 20000 leagues under the sea, a floating castle and some other creatures. u kno, there were more creatures than pool.

been a while since i got buzzed(just the once after i got to india) like that. and becoz i wasnt swimmin(for those not in the kno, im a pretty good drowner) i was duly elected camera guy. i warned them but nobody listened. got people doing their goodbye bit for G. also almost got hit by a man-made tusnami(thats exactly how i pronounce it) this becoz the whole bunch of nutters decided to jump in to pool all at once. i got it all on camera. the pool games, some butt and, as i was told the next day, a whole lot of cleavage. hmmm, honestly i dont remember doin anything of the sort. hey in my defence it was a pool party and they were in bikinis, so i guess, er, um, there had to be a little bit of cleavage right? hopefully i will get to see all my handiwork in a few days time when i get a me a copy. over and above, i was told that the vid was hilarious. so there! one of my fav bits was when G n me were singing, ok screaming, out an oasis tune. we were right in front of the speakers tryin to drown them out with our melodic vocal strains.

soem time into the evening, felt like i cud put out a fire on the first floor. so dear EM gives me the keys to his place. unfortunately for me, i went to the wrong place. i wonder if i scared the people livin there by tryin to force their door down. look people a full bladder will make u do thing, it gives u superhuman strength. hey it had the same #. then i go back up and take the other elevator to finally make to EMs place. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! look ma i can jump.


well G left. we got her something really nice from tiffanys. a jewelled pendant thingy and a beer mug(yes from tiffanys). it was awfully quite after she left. guess we all miss her zany presence.


the week at work was killer. every shipment in the last two weeks have had documentation issues. each and every one. why does this always happen only to us?


heres some thought for food courtesy krashers:

why God created women
actually in the beginning
He created a vagina
the He wanted the vagina to move around
so God created woman


oh and btw the post is censored, for an unabridged version please get in touch wit me directly.