one eyed jack

hey krashers, u aint the only one wit a pirate. in this case this guy almost lost his right eye. football!! perhaps the pirates can hook up and exchange notes. i guess thems be the only pirates who brush and shower.

monday was a coleridge day. rain. and i had no water at my place. not a drop. went to my cuzs' place and showered. couldnt go to work all stinky poo and all. my trick knee has gotten tricker than ever. there appears to be swelling and i can feel the bone grind when i move it. cant straighten it and cant bend it too much. im fallin apart. and soon there will be nothing left. which is when all of u can breathe a collective sigh of relief. "there goes one of the most annoying creatures the world has seen in the recent past"

and we beat the other team - which means free dinner, courtesy the boss. who is now in the uk. gotta wait till he returns. so who the best? we are. and u better not be thinkin otherwise, cuz when i find out, i'll bust your face (hey krashers,remember that line? there was that idiot who kept on sayin it and then vinceman nearly bust his face, lol) we were on vinces roof and they started arguing. and then they went down and kapow!! never seen vince do that before. lol. everythings changed, im listenin to the cranberries do their slower/lighter stuff. dolores was always a strange 'un.

growing up hasnt been as much fun as it shoulda been. still......this i must say in public (hey queen b*tch, i kno ur reading, u R right, i have changed. hopefully for the better. it was good while it lasted. thanx. u take care and try not to keep in touch) the rollercoaster is startin to ease up and evrythings lookin good. rose colored glasses et al.

houdini.

technicolor dreamboats

four year old intelligence

phone conversation today

mom: why dont u want to go to school?
her 4 yr old son: they have math and i dont like math
mom: but u need math if u have to grow up
h4yos: i dont like math
mom: math is good for you and ...{all the things a mom would say}..
h4yos: hello hello mama i cant hear you hello
mom: oh good, then we cant go to the party tomorrow
h4yos: hello mama i can hear u now

her 6 year old daughter thinks math is useless now. nobody does math anymore. we have calculators and computers for that.

this kind of wisdom was missin when i grew up, i didnt have it then, i dont have it now.

today i wanna try and take a look at life a little seriously. but before we move on lemme make one thing clear, something thats been on mind for a while now. ive thought about it for a long time and couldnt have reached any other conclusion but this. you see, coaches die or are killed. the indian team not only showed us how they..........wait id better stop, my pressure rising(1....2....3....4....5....6....). i dream, i wake, i work, i sleep and i dream again. what does this have to do with coaches and our cricket team, well.....nothing. my friend had a bit of a traumatic episode, another had a violent one, another went on to celebrate, one still on a vacation.....and i stared at the screen hoping for a magical solution to nothing. the light turned red and the idiot thought he would make it, he didnt. the lebanese mafia grows. everything so random and yet not. however, i do have a theory, a sound one. the more i look at it, the more sense it makes. like i always say, nothing in the universe is random, nothing. and when she smiles does it mean anything, does anything mean anything anymore? it does. i wanted to write about God, i did, but im not ready for it yet. dont have the right words, i have to say a lot, i always do. but will any of it make sense? none of what im writing now is disjointed, it appears so on the surface, reading between the lines will amount to nothing, read around the lines. i am in one of those ungeneralised moods, but its not a bad thing, there is so much running thru, i have a thousand things to say but one thing on my mind. i cant seem to quit my smoking habit. i havent given up on it tho. she came back for a short while, i dont want any part of it. another has been on my mind for the past three years, dont think ill ever the courage to ask her. too much to lose. decisions decisions. i can see the jelly filling starting to drip. will i reach it before it hits the tray? what would my life be without donuts? the lady with the many suits, every mornin i used to see her before i moved. she has a lot of suits. same design. different colours, theres basic blue, teal, white, off white, disgusting white, red (as red as red can get), magenta, ahhh yes the sunflower orange that got eaten up by a hyena and was regurgitated.....it goes on. while im guessin shes a very nice lady, her choice of colors leaves me with a need to pull my eyes out wit a rusty fork. the old man who almosts misses the bus every mornin. why does he still have to work, being so old? those lines speak a lot, i hear you dear old man, i hear you. and as i type this i have gone thru 4 ciggies, not good. the pain still persists, thought it had gone away. and i thank the Big Guy, He has given me chances. He hasnt given up. Thank you.
coming back to what i wanted to say, whats been on my mind for a while now:black is the new black

calamari, maramari ek hi baat hai na?

well theres the crew i work with, and there are three missing, not two as previously mentioned. sorry! was tryin to upload from thursday but coudlnt do it, anyways here it is.....when we went out for lunch, the italian restaurant.

the week has been conflicting. very trying it has been. what doesnt kill u only weakens you so it can kill u later, wot say krash(adding to ur comment from a while back)?

was tryin to post this last night, but blogger being blogger and then the conspiracy, rod vs the conspirators of the universe. looks like i dont have much of a chance. but then did i ever?

discovered kfc can deliver in less than 4 minutes. we have this theory, which is, that kfc have this truck full of food round the corner. is why they are able to deliver so fast. either that or they deliver someone elses food. but someone cant keep ordering what i do, i try to switch my orders, you kno, throw them off but they keep delivering.

also we have another theory, this one more sinister. you see, one day me and me colleague are on are way out and
me"hey wheres the girl who sits there? on leave?"
him"no, one day she argued wit her colleague and the next day she was gone"
me"whaddya mean gone?"
him"gone, poof, disappeared"
me"really?"
him"yes, u argue and u disappear....for good"
me"ok, hm, er, hm"
maybe it was the men in black, maybe it was the cia, dunno. alls i know is she wasnt the first and she aint gonna be the last. i have seen others disappear too. and there is no trace. the desks are all cleared out, nothing. its like they didnt exist.

richie, gotta mention food again. cuz i had a new taste experience. on tuesday went out with friends. chinese. had some pancake duck thingy, wontons, noodles and squid. for the first time ever, i had squid. not bad.actually it was pretty good. but i dont think ill have it again. the food overall was kinda bland. added salt, that was bland too. so was the pepper. and the chilli, that was really non-chilli. ive tasted paper thats had more flavour(dont ask how and why, just trust me on this). this chinese joint can go back to china or wherever it came from. betcha it was thrown out of china for preparin mostly non-food.

the lil one was tryin to stick her fork in her food but it wouldnt happen. finally she got so frustrated that she held her fork in her right hand. grabbed some food with her left hand and stuck it on the fork. and then ate like the adults did. shes only a year and a half. muanki girl!!!! and ive been told she sticks a lot of food in her mouth.

oh yes, also had a word with a confidante in HR, and i CAN get me leave. so, for all those who didnt wanna see me mug, tuff!!! and in other news got my second anon comment, well, technically three but one of em had a name of sorts within the comment so..... why am i writing bout this, u see im just tryin to fill space here. i kno im not gettin paid to do so, but then u never kno, right? and as i fill in the space my eyes are drawn to the very attractive girl sittin by her lonesome. now if i was kinda intoxicated, it wouldnt made any difference, i would not go up to her and talk. im one of those very shy types. u kno, i get tongue tied and all. wot say krashers??? plus the drink is always more interestin. wot say again??

ok, i been reading the stuff u people had to say bout me and work. works work. it has to get done. and krashers u write bout a virus and uve been infected with the thing in a hardcore sorta way for a very long while now, u cant deny that. i dont have much else goin for me outside of work. there are other things but, it will take a bit of time. things i used to do. ahhh, but if they could only double my pay, now that would be interesting.

last friday, on my way to service - see im kinda good now, them horns still show ever so slightly, but u if u hold me against the light and at a certain angle u could see my halo - so as i was sayin i was on my way to service and i dont recall ever seeing so many mangled heaps of rubber and steel and whatever composites cars are made of in one single stretch. so its the weekend, so what? these morons probably ruined someone elses weekend or life. and then sunday morning on my way to work and i hope the guy survived, there was this moped(they use em for delivery purposes here, there was this helmet lyin just next to it). u kno when u cut open an electrical cord and then u see the filaments that are packed together. imagine those filaments splayed and then twisted.......................

I'm looking at you through the glass...
Don't know how much time has passed
And all I know is that it feels like forever
When no one ever tells you that forever
Feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head

Do not drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

God bless and keep it together today, for tomorrow brings with it a new found faith that we are still not all lost.

of old men and food

lunch was great thursday. went to this italian restaurant. felt like i had eaten a whale after the meal. ninos is next to fudd ruckers (interchange the first letters of fudd ruckers). anyways, for starters had mini burgers (these folks, are the best tasting burgers of all time, hands down). then had chicken boobies with pasta and this amazing sauce. for dessert strawberry shortcake. i AM so sorry i had to leave a bite behind. couldnt put anymore food in. couldnt even burp. my little stomach was filled with so much food. im so sorry strawberry shortcake.

yesterday, was at my usual weekend haunt (DD), usually there by my lonesome. just me n my lappie. anyways, so im buried in a little project and suddenly i look up to find im in the phillipines. where did they all come from, i am stranger in a strange land (thanks iron maiden)."commosta? anong ginagwi mo?" them filipino girls kinda nice, kinda hot too. well some of 'em.

find below proof positive of me gettin senile wit age:

1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happinessto anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't know even exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: You most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want,you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself,you probably sooner or later will get it.
13. Always remember compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them;you will fell much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend,take the time to let themknow that they're great.

for now signin out and God bless.

life is........ a box of candy....forrest, forrest gu-hump!!

so another week has gone by. just had a conversation with krashers aka stinkhead aka hm ( i dunno if hes known as ???)

anyways, a few days back he came up with question. "If life was a question, what would be your answer?" well i already answered him when he posed the question

today we spoke of regrets and goin to the grave with as little 'what ifs' as possible and life is what we make of it. welllllllllllllllllllll, the way i see it is like this:

life is what u make of it ( and boy do we kno that already)

life is a microchip goin berzerk

life is an atm givin u more money than u have in ur account ( i wish, i wish)

life is an atm gobbling up ur card (hate when that happens)

life is a jelly donut without the jelly

life is a jelly donut with the wrong flavour

life is ur blog being so high on smack that it wont let u post

life is gettin what u wanted after someone has given u what u wanted

life is gettin what u want after u already have what u want (and no its not the same as the previous point)

life is ur homework actually gettin eaten by the dog

life is a generalization

life is like a parachute ( dont really kno what that means but it just came to my head)

life is like paper currency without the serial number printed on it

life is about placing blame

life is having too much blood in your alcohol system

life is like a meaningful overnight relationship

life is not having any background music

life is about not having any retakes

life is quickgun murugan

sometimes...

sometimes the flipside to a situation is there is no flipside. see me stomach grow.