Tuesday, January 23, 2007

bleccchhhh!!!!!!


.........and it continues


this here is for those who like to consume a bit of alcohol now and then, just a bit, a tiny lil bit.

Side effects of alcohol ... and remedies!!!
1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet. Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet). Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward
2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights. Cause: You're lying on the floor. Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry. Cause: You're looking through an empty glass. Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.
4. Symptom: The floor is moving. Cause: You're being dragged away. Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.
5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks. Cause: You have your glass on your ear. Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!
6. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive. Cause: You're in an ambulance. Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.
7. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny. Cause: You're in the wrong house. Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.
im lookin forward to travellin. i kno its a few months away but lookin for a bit of a break. and there will be peace at the work place.
travellin by bus every mornin to work is disgustingly interesting. and why do i have to get the diseased guy sittin behind me. the guy who sneezes and coughs. dude do it outside pleaaaaaaaaasssssssseeeeeeeeeee. the windows all shut cuz its cold. why me why me????? ive seen a lot of people at work get sick. maybe its the weather, maybe its bcoz they like to eat healthy and not smoke or drnk. now what does that tell u?
hey chetz u drunk enuff yet???lol
these days have been long. and who knows with the right amount of stupidity they could just get worse. look ma im smiling

3 comments:

Chrisann said...

awww babie
you're smiling
I KNOW YOU POST FOR SO!
YAY!

Anonymous said...

when did u figure it out? the style was always the same. u had to.

Chrisann said...

ac while back
no one else knows....
I mean "brother jon"
lol
chetz is fun but he's missing my party boo hoo

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