see point 10

the past couple of weeks have seen tragedy, shock, wtf incidents and more.

hmmm more.

1) saw a toyota echo a few days back. yes the ugly toad on wheels. and it had a spoiler. i wonder, if that car does a 130 kmph is it gonna rip itself apart? i think i want one. not.

2) on my way to the smoking room, and i saw someone stare really hard at the screen. so much concentration. like wow. really. like wow. the screen was blank.
me"staring at the screen aint gonna make words appear....you have to punch them in"
she took a swipe at me. what'd i say?

3) and the award goes to.....my boss. for scaring the shit out of us. and then managing to scare the shit back into us. you have to hand it to him, he has a way with words. and his delivery was very very very good. damn ,when i grow up i wanna be just like him.

4) i had a new lust interest in life recently. and before it even began i got bored. in retrospect i should have just shot myself. 12 times. at least. what were you thinking??

5) mortal treason so f****n rulz! and if anybody wants to dispute that, do it in my presence and i will rip their tongue out and put it in a blender. then douse it with lighter fluid and set it on fire. i will proceed to collect the remnants and make the person eat it.

6) and yes!! i went shopping last week. got me a couple of shirts. guess the color and you can get me a free drink(dammit i want vodka). went shopping a week earlier as well. got me a pair of cargoes and jeans. guess the color again. and three tees. now guess the color of my new tees.

7) made a new friend and she needs to learn one of the most important things in life. she says she doesnt know how. burping is so essential!

8) saw the fucktards on tv earlier this week. nice, really nice. beating up people and destroying property. yes the thugs are back with a venegeance.

9) The loss of sound the silence waits
The loss of sight the darkness waits
The loss of touch the coldness waits
Don't think just move

10) when a guy says it looks fine, it looks fine!!