flashlight reveries caught in the headlights of a truck

zombie rules:

1) you need to be brain dead (there already)

2) you need to be brain dead (there already)

3) you need to be brain dead (there already)

4) you need to single minded, see point 1



early this week i heard one. kinda old but then....

there were three people who went to the zoo. an american, an englishman and a kuwaiti. they walk around looking at the animals. until they reach the enclosure for reptiles.

the three walk in and look down a pit.
the american "an alligator!!!"
the englishman "no, that's a crocodile"
the kuwaiti " you're both wrong, that's a lacoste"


hey rmt, im laffin on the inside. told ya. credit goes to u for lacoste!!!

Do we, do we know
When we fly
When we, when we go
Do we die