rules to live by.....

scott, dude u rock!!! thanks!!

this site is a must see. ive linked it too. been terrible the past couple of weeks but this guy made me laff so much and the patrons of my cave looked at me laffin away. my sides hurt and i had tears in my eyes.

www.basicinstructions.net


rowe left for the americas early this week. lucky her!! its freezing there.

and FINALLY ive seen something in 3D. ok so it was a documentary. and most likely i might have picked up left over germs from the glasses, which were worn by someone before me. someone who may not have showered for days. someone with skin shredding bacterial infestations. i felt sorry for the lion who lost his pride. he got mauled pretty good even. and i ran out of popcorn.

work was great today. there was a power failure for a few hrs. when it came back on, we had no network. servers were down. then we left for the store. shopped a bit. and i got nice casuals. unfortunately i left them in VIMs car. will collect them tomorrow. also got to hit on somebody while at the store. hehehehe!!

not really interested tho, just did it cuz she was there and i was there and well simply bcoz i could.


last week i went into the head honchos office(i was banned from entering his office for a long time on account that i nearly gave him a heart attack).(er, really). discussed an issue and i left as usual(which is walking backward out thru the door)
the ted: rod, come here
me - took two steps
the ted: closer
me - two more steps
the ted: closer
me - at his table now
the ted: im not a king u know, u can turn ur back on me and walk out
me: u might shoot me in the back
the ted: get out

flashlight reveries caught in the headlights of a truck

zombie rules:

1) you need to be brain dead (there already)

2) you need to be brain dead (there already)

3) you need to be brain dead (there already)

4) you need to single minded, see point 1



early this week i heard one. kinda old but then....

there were three people who went to the zoo. an american, an englishman and a kuwaiti. they walk around looking at the animals. until they reach the enclosure for reptiles.

the three walk in and look down a pit.
the american "an alligator!!!"
the englishman "no, that's a crocodile"
the kuwaiti " you're both wrong, that's a lacoste"


hey rmt, im laffin on the inside. told ya. credit goes to u for lacoste!!!

Do we, do we know
When we fly
When we, when we go
Do we die

stupid stupid stupid.......

sometimes, just sometimes why can't the universe conspire with me instead of conspiring against?

the end beckons

veni, vedi, what was that third word now?

one things for sure, with the temp hittin 51+ degrees C for most part of the week(54 on fri or was it sat?)....hmmm, i forget what i was gonna punch out, but does it matter?

with news of two former classmates meetin their maker, cant help but wonder whos next?

ok so i dont shave as often as i shud, why dont u ask the girl who sits by the window the same question?

the last 4 weeks have been killer.

i need a drink.



When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why God? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off."