now say after me "wearin underwear on the outside makes a superhero of me - not"

coffee and ciggies and duffknuts.

krash is blogging somethin funny. he begins.

uh-ho, these two girls just walked in . and their sitting at the next table. i wanna ell them that air freshner is not perfume but.......hmmm i think they're lesbians.
{gettin images in my head}
one is so butch. lol.

one of those lazzzeeeeeeeeeeeee days.

spoke to mom today, shes good.
mom "how r u?"
moi "ok"
mom "why didnt u go to church today?"
{see, im a good boy now. mom expects her ladla to go to church like a good child should, hey what can i say when ur mamas boy, ur mamas boy. hence the child reference. but then i havent grown much, been 12 for the last 31.5 years}
moi "goin for the 11 o clock service"
mom "ahh, ok good. now save ur money and don't drink"
moi "er this is kuwait, not like we have beer or vodka rivers here"
{i wish, i wish}
{hmm better sell the ferrari}

sent a bday txt to an old friend. tsk tsk tsk. the poor girl is so worried bout growin old. we all get old. some get wrinkles faster than others and then we die. growin old is part of the game. u gotta utilise the time b4 its gone. we wait hopin and achin, at times to no avail.

see, im gettin senile with age, im doin smiley bits. AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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