captain's blog.....

star date 1101.07.2007

the martians are dancing something crazy on the roof. some of the little green men got squashed by a man sitting on a park bench.

it was my turn to play aunt agony for the week after mr. spock went on a hiatus following his lobotomy.

dear cap'n burp,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on
what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when
I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you
don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she
always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as
if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she
wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what
time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never
touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think
deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she
went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to
the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the
whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching
behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine
seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?


hehehehehe!!

so the weekend is here again. rowe flies today. special instrucions -"see any hot girl, you know my number." also finally nailed the bastard task, it had to be done.
and it got done. for the rod hath spoken, well actually the rod emailed more than anything else, but point is it got done. does that make me the man? you bet ur ass it does!!

nuff said

and remember everyone seems normal until you get to know them. yes, yes even the swet old lady down the street. nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!