bravo ya hassoun

we're leavin and i ask "got your keys?"

"yes"

we walk and then, then he remembers he left something behind. we're almost at jahra..........

(now use a very south indian accent here)and we approach yet another weekend
(ok enuff wit the accent) when ur in a place like this it doesnt really matter, sure the middle east has its advantages(????!!!!) hmm maybe the exchange rate is the only thing its got goin there.

well no "happy" scenes today, thank goodness. shoulda kicked the guy in the family jewels.

wish things were different. wish they simply were.

Everytime I try to talk to you

I get tongue-tied

Turns out that everything I say to you

Comes out wrong and never comes out right

and in other news

An Egyptian Doctor wanted to go hunting, he calls his secretary HASSOUN and tells him "Ya Hassoun, I am going hunting tomorrow, we don't want to close the clinic, I ask you to take care of our patients".
"Yes, sir......" answers Hassoun.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks:"So Hassoun, how was your day?". Hassoun tells him he took care of 3 patients.
The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."Bravo ya Hassoun, and the second one?" says the doctor
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" says Hassoun.
"Bravo, bravo ya Hassoun you're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was seated and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like flame, she undresses herself, taking off her bra and her panties and sleeps on the table and shouts: HELP ME for 5 years I have not seen any man!!!!!!!"
"..and what did you do Ya Hassoun?" asks the doctor
"I put eye drops in her eyes!!!!"

ya hassoun, ya hassoun!!!!!