sono affamato

God good. Food good.

Yesterday went to this new italian restaurant. alforno its called. i refer to it as alporno.

got to the place(in one piece)with a kooky friend. the drive to the restaurant was hmm, er, ...... we're still alive, so thats all that matters. when one decides to cut from the second to fast lane straight to the detour which is two lanes away, i guess there is this ever so slight degree of risk involved. especially since traffic out here does not like to travel less than a 100kph on any lane. having said all of this, id still get into a car with her in the drivers seat.

she let me eat all her dessert(for that act alone she gets an A+++ in my books). also met the manager of the place. hadnt seen her in months(we work in the same company, shes in casual dining, and i work fashion). she was lookin as good as ever. still has that crazy glint in her eye. our waiter(they sure pick em young these daze) was one of the most eager and kindest people ive ever met. and he suggested right all the time. and yes yes yes! goat cheese rulz. what was the name of that salad again? and ive never seen beef sliced so thin, it looked like tracing paper - mmmmmm thinkin bout it reminds me, i need to eat something. anyways we(TR n me) were both thinkin the same thing thru most part of the meal. she was thinkin wine, i was thinkin beer. we were eating italian, so how can a meal be complete without pasta, because TR didnt finish hers i got to clean it all up. muhahahahaha!!! sheeeesssh, my mother was right. she used to refer to me as the bottomless pit.

when the lights went out, our waiter comes over and says "its a romantic setting". he didnt notice my blank stare in the dark.

look i kno im no good when it comes to describing places i visit n so forth, but this restaurant deserves a couple of trips at least. and i give it a good rating simply because i didnt get poisoned!!!

today i plan on something a little more simple. something iranian.

joe n me

she"would u like to have a burpafrigginchino? or maybe you'd like to try our simplyexpensivepoopachino?"

me"hm..."

she"sir, this is made of......"

me{is it ok if i pull ur hair and poke ur eyes out}, nodding

she"and this is one is made of....."

me{what if ur head fell into the blender?}

me"really and what about that one?"

she"this one sir is our best....."

me{burp, zzzzzzzzzzzzzz, hic, burp}

she"........"

6 minutes and some agonising seconds later.

me"i'll have a latte, thank you. just half a cup of coffee with plenty of room for milk. full cream milk if u have any(yes all fat filled and unhealthy)."

she"is that all sir?"{looking somewhat deflated}

me"just that please"

why cant i get a regular cup of coffee?


.......in bombay 26th may.......

calamari, maramari ek hi baat hai na?

well theres the crew i work with, and there are three missing, not two as previously mentioned. sorry! was tryin to upload from thursday but coudlnt do it, anyways here it is.....when we went out for lunch, the italian restaurant.

the week has been conflicting. very trying it has been. what doesnt kill u only weakens you so it can kill u later, wot say krash(adding to ur comment from a while back)?

was tryin to post this last night, but blogger being blogger and then the conspiracy, rod vs the conspirators of the universe. looks like i dont have much of a chance. but then did i ever?

discovered kfc can deliver in less than 4 minutes. we have this theory, which is, that kfc have this truck full of food round the corner. is why they are able to deliver so fast. either that or they deliver someone elses food. but someone cant keep ordering what i do, i try to switch my orders, you kno, throw them off but they keep delivering.

also we have another theory, this one more sinister. you see, one day me and me colleague are on are way out and
me"hey wheres the girl who sits there? on leave?"
him"no, one day she argued wit her colleague and the next day she was gone"
me"whaddya mean gone?"
him"gone, poof, disappeared"
me"really?"
him"yes, u argue and u disappear....for good"
me"ok, hm, er, hm"
maybe it was the men in black, maybe it was the cia, dunno. alls i know is she wasnt the first and she aint gonna be the last. i have seen others disappear too. and there is no trace. the desks are all cleared out, nothing. its like they didnt exist.

richie, gotta mention food again. cuz i had a new taste experience. on tuesday went out with friends. chinese. had some pancake duck thingy, wontons, noodles and squid. for the first time ever, i had squid. not bad.actually it was pretty good. but i dont think ill have it again. the food overall was kinda bland. added salt, that was bland too. so was the pepper. and the chilli, that was really non-chilli. ive tasted paper thats had more flavour(dont ask how and why, just trust me on this). this chinese joint can go back to china or wherever it came from. betcha it was thrown out of china for preparin mostly non-food.

the lil one was tryin to stick her fork in her food but it wouldnt happen. finally she got so frustrated that she held her fork in her right hand. grabbed some food with her left hand and stuck it on the fork. and then ate like the adults did. shes only a year and a half. muanki girl!!!! and ive been told she sticks a lot of food in her mouth.

oh yes, also had a word with a confidante in HR, and i CAN get me leave. so, for all those who didnt wanna see me mug, tuff!!! and in other news got my second anon comment, well, technically three but one of em had a name of sorts within the comment so..... why am i writing bout this, u see im just tryin to fill space here. i kno im not gettin paid to do so, but then u never kno, right? and as i fill in the space my eyes are drawn to the very attractive girl sittin by her lonesome. now if i was kinda intoxicated, it wouldnt made any difference, i would not go up to her and talk. im one of those very shy types. u kno, i get tongue tied and all. wot say krashers??? plus the drink is always more interestin. wot say again??

ok, i been reading the stuff u people had to say bout me and work. works work. it has to get done. and krashers u write bout a virus and uve been infected with the thing in a hardcore sorta way for a very long while now, u cant deny that. i dont have much else goin for me outside of work. there are other things but, it will take a bit of time. things i used to do. ahhh, but if they could only double my pay, now that would be interesting.

last friday, on my way to service - see im kinda good now, them horns still show ever so slightly, but u if u hold me against the light and at a certain angle u could see my halo - so as i was sayin i was on my way to service and i dont recall ever seeing so many mangled heaps of rubber and steel and whatever composites cars are made of in one single stretch. so its the weekend, so what? these morons probably ruined someone elses weekend or life. and then sunday morning on my way to work and i hope the guy survived, there was this moped(they use em for delivery purposes here, there was this helmet lyin just next to it). u kno when u cut open an electrical cord and then u see the filaments that are packed together. imagine those filaments splayed and then twisted.......................

I'm looking at you through the glass...
Don't know how much time has passed
And all I know is that it feels like forever
When no one ever tells you that forever
Feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head

Do not drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

God bless and keep it together today, for tomorrow brings with it a new found faith that we are still not all lost.

of old men and food

lunch was great thursday. went to this italian restaurant. felt like i had eaten a whale after the meal. ninos is next to fudd ruckers (interchange the first letters of fudd ruckers). anyways, for starters had mini burgers (these folks, are the best tasting burgers of all time, hands down). then had chicken boobies with pasta and this amazing sauce. for dessert strawberry shortcake. i AM so sorry i had to leave a bite behind. couldnt put anymore food in. couldnt even burp. my little stomach was filled with so much food. im so sorry strawberry shortcake.

yesterday, was at my usual weekend haunt (DD), usually there by my lonesome. just me n my lappie. anyways, so im buried in a little project and suddenly i look up to find im in the phillipines. where did they all come from, i am stranger in a strange land (thanks iron maiden)."commosta? anong ginagwi mo?" them filipino girls kinda nice, kinda hot too. well some of 'em.

find below proof positive of me gettin senile wit age:

1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happinessto anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't know even exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: You most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want,you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself,you probably sooner or later will get it.
13. Always remember compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them;you will fell much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend,take the time to let themknow that they're great.

for now signin out and God bless.

he said, she said....

so im sittin there mindin my own business, as usual, when BAAAMMMM!!! it hit me. when i came to, i understood one thing, you never show your back when there are guys playing football or cricket near you.

and this happened just....
female 1: im gettin my eyebrows done
female 2: (peering into the reflective glass) think i need to get mine done
and she looks at me from the reflective glass and asks
me: looks fine
{look of death}
{what'd i say?}
there is never an easy way out, no matter what. and so ive learnt.

made breakfast yesterday. and they lived. yes, no bodies {phew}. wasnt much just omelettes. reminds of the dex lab episode when all he can say is "omelet du fromage". lol lmao

like a ghost town out there. its only a little rain folks. hey krash this ones for u - I watch the smoke drift, from my cigarette.I hear the roaches cross the floor.Slam dance around me, in my chair I sit. dude if u dont get this, ur doin a zack de la rocha. lol.

and remember a day without sunshine is like, well, night.

dduw bendithia (this is for you babelers out there)(ps. i dont use babel, but then u kno that already)

now say after me "wearin underwear on the outside makes a superhero of me - not"

coffee and ciggies and duffknuts.

krash is blogging somethin funny. he begins.

uh-ho, these two girls just walked in . and their sitting at the next table. i wanna ell them that air freshner is not perfume but.......hmmm i think they're lesbians.
{gettin images in my head}
one is so butch. lol.

one of those lazzzeeeeeeeeeeeee days.

spoke to mom today, shes good.
mom "how r u?"
moi "ok"
mom "why didnt u go to church today?"
{see, im a good boy now. mom expects her ladla to go to church like a good child should, hey what can i say when ur mamas boy, ur mamas boy. hence the child reference. but then i havent grown much, been 12 for the last 31.5 years}
moi "goin for the 11 o clock service"
mom "ahh, ok good. now save ur money and don't drink"
moi "er this is kuwait, not like we have beer or vodka rivers here"
{i wish, i wish}
{hmm better sell the ferrari}

sent a bday txt to an old friend. tsk tsk tsk. the poor girl is so worried bout growin old. we all get old. some get wrinkles faster than others and then we die. growin old is part of the game. u gotta utilise the time b4 its gone. we wait hopin and achin, at times to no avail.

see, im gettin senile with age, im doin smiley bits. AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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